"Try Adding More...FEEEEEELINGS"

Yesterday I was at an audition for a film.

I wasn't there to audition. My mom wanted me and my sister to observe how films were made. So I had to sit down and watch actors perform. That was still fun.

There was this one actor who auditioned that scared the jumping jellybeans out of me. He prepared a performance where he played as this crazy person accusing people of mocking him. He was yelling at the audience and made everyone feel bad about what we had allegedly done to him. It was awesome.

Well...I was planning to audition but there weren't any roles I could audition for. I was either too young or too old to play any of the characters.

And besides if I did audition, things would probably turn out like this:

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That's all.

It's Almost 5am

My cat and my grandma have one thing in common; they both arrived two weeks ago. That's as far as things go.

My grandma came over to visit us from Canada. I haven't seen in her in a really long time so her visit was nice. She spent a lot of time creating these collages with cutouts from magazines and photographs and go about the house singing this one line from a song in flat. It goes like "For I don't love you ANYmoooore". I was curious about what this song was so I searched it up on YouTube. I couldn't find a song that's close to what she sings. I'll assume she made it up.

So, about the cat. Right.

My family got a cat and her name is Willow. She likes to sleep, chew my hair and murder plants. She also likes to stare at me like she wants to kill me. She does that by squinting. It's creeping me out. 

That's all.

Advice I Would Never Need. Ever.

I found this blog on Tumblr called "WikiHow Illustrations" and I have never been appalled by humanity in my entire life. This shouldn't surprise me, honestly. You can find a WikiHow article for almost anything you could possibly need help with. It makes you realize how weird we are as a species.

A tutorial called "How to Trick People into Thinking You're Possessed" is probably my favorite.

That's enough Internet for today.

Have a great April Fool's Day, I guess.